Monday, April 03, 2006

finally i have a topic to write... (& its a fucking long entry!! so beware!! ho ho!!)

2 definitions of e word "dumb" which fana & i came up with,

dumb (A): deaf not being able to speak (i cant blief i dnt noe wat dumb means!! nw i FEEL stoopid!)

dumb (B): lesser version of stupidity

this all started wen fana told us e story of how she & yayat actualli sneaked into mr H's life agn.(mr H is her ex bf lah).. i swear this mr H fella is by far e DUMBEST guy ive ever seen/heard of.. think barbie's bf, ken.. basically a malay himbo lah.. only thing is i doubt he has blond hair to complete e dumb package.. haha... but e way he smses her with his oh so broken english, we cnt stop laughing at his dumbness.. or shld i say stupidity?? oh god.. im so mean..

but b4 this, she & i were talking bout her ubin trip lah..

me: so beb, any pics?? (look at my spelling.. i said "pics"!)

fana:oh, there were ALOT of DOGS...

& i went "huh"?? obviously!! i was talking bout "pictures" & there she was thinking i asked her whether there were "pigs"!!! omg!! i was laughing so hard... prolly at her dumbness.. i mean... shes not dumb dumb.. but do i need to accentuate on e last syllable or sumtin??? hahaha... i still cnt stop laughing lah.. & i came up with a possible reason for her recent out-of-this-world comments "i think uve been missing sch too much.." u need to get back ur education beb... this is scaree!! haha...

so during mad, sally made e mass announcemt bout e outing. its this fri... n boy will there b surprises.. so i wanna remind u ppl to bring xtra xtra clothes ok... :x

ok..on to another topic..

i swear i have been pigging like nobody's business!! i have an appetite of a GIANT!! isit due to stress?? i think so.. my exams are like going on rite now.. & thnx to my ever lazy attitude, im up mugging evri nite trying to cramp medical terms in my blardie brain! & according to e anatomy of e brain, we all have veri small cells in there..(omg..wth am i talking abt??) oh nvm.. i think ive put on like 5 kg, AT LEAST!! no kidding.. although i tend to tell myself "im not fat, im not fat.. ive put on only 1 kg".. yeah riiiite... kid urself even more nurul..

omg, hu am i kidding? even mum said im getting fatter! (oh but wats new?? shes been calling me fat to make me thin. i dont even see a point in her attempt to reverse psychology me!) pfft...

ok, here's a kinda stupid but never old issue i wanna bring up.. y are girls or maybe some guys so particular about their weight?? constantly asking e infamous qn "AM I FAT?" & how is ur loved one supposed to answer THAT qn without hurting ur feelings?? (i think it shld just b a rethorical qn, dnt even bother answering lah) hmm... just think abt it...

back to my pigging session, ive been eating wat they call RICH FOOD... not as in expensive food.. (sum are abit expensive lah.. wattado, i do have expensive tongue!! wahahah) but like fattening food.. fried kway teow is a must for me nowadaez.. been craving for evrithing.. frm mcd to delifrance to pizza.. im crazee.. I HAVE TO STOP EATING! i think i shld follow bro in his dieting regime.. might help..

oh fergetit.. on to a heavier, suckier topic. exams...

omg! its so god damn dreaded.. y do we even haf exams?? even my mad sch has cancelled mid yr exams.. we had a choice to choose whether we wanted a mid yr exam or not.. so cool rite??!! mad rawks my socks lah.. dats y i lurve sunday so much! its a wonderful day... haha...

im in e midst of my yr 2 sem 2 exams.. 1 paper down.. 2 to go.. been studyin wif e better half of ms "ding dongs".. shes such a gd qn spotter. so choon one.. im serious!! shits... now i haf to go mugging agn... see e things i haf to suffer with?? id rather haf attachments.. eergh!

ok i promise this is e last topic..(wah, suddenly im so damn inspired with a whole tonne of things to say one!!) haha...

ERS... a famous topic amg sporeans abv 21.. it is SO NOT FAIR they get abt $800 EACH or even more! its sum progress shits lah. but too bad they'll only receive it on 1st may.. mwahahah!! mum & dad has been keeping me updated wif their ERS status.. n by god, they're receiving so much buckaroos!! (now i wish im 21.. damn it!) they're obviously excited. so my role of a 19 yr old daughter would be to request for e much wanted laptop ive been pestering mum to buy me.. yeah for me.. boohoo for them... haha..

wells, shall end my grandma story here.. back to mugging... chaos!!! :lol:

posted by: [nurul]haya @ 12:06 am

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