Saturday, May 13, 2006

im totally loving my patients..

let me tell u abt this one patient of mine whom ive nicknamed "nenek jet li".. & this was how e name came abt..

this old lady, she cn only speak cantonese. & obviously im dumber den dumb when it comes to this particular dialect. worse part is, no one understands her coz her teeth is gone & she's speaking sideways.. (im trying very hard not to sound mean here).. rite, so shes supposed to drink this PEG water which makes her shit so she cld go for her scope e next day.. to our dismay, she REFUSED to drink it.. so no choice rite? wat else..insert a tube into her nose lah..

now.. e process of doing this was ultimately very dramatic. u see, this nenek apparently hasnt cut her nails in probably 3 centuries. & wen she saw wat we were abt to do to her, she started shouting/slurring wat sounded very much like "ma mo ah.. ma mo.." only god knows wat she wanted.. seriously.. she kept on repeating this & wen i grabbed her hand to restrain it, she reached out & scratched me! dat tiger.. seriously.. so i got slightly pissed & really pinned her hand down.. she struggled & happily pointed her middle finger at me.. damn u nenek! & if dat wasnt horrible enuff, she started kicking her legs up! imagine my shock.. i thought she was all weak & limp! oh man.. i was so wrong lah.. though she was skin & bones, she came up wif some gd jet li moves man.. i was blardie awed.. seriously.. i was laughing all e way.. & i think she sensed dat i was laughing at her & received e most horrible of stares. wow man.. fierce ah nenek jet li..

even after e tube has been inserted, she continued her "ma mo ah, ma mo.." chant.. its really funnie.. how i wish i cld haf videotaped e whole thing.. ok.. im being totally unprofessional.. but i really do think it funny! haha.. dont u?

aniwaez.. aside frm her.. e rest of my patients are a-okay.. they happy, gua happy..

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on thurs, finally met seri for our haagen daz date... cuci mulut habis.. skaligus cuci mata lah.. faham2 jer lah eh.. but then ah, there wasnt much to look at.. i think the gd ones were all snoozing at hm.. damn! haha..

while waiting for e train, we saw this damn stoopid ad.. about marigold's new "chilled milk". pls do tell me.. which milk isnt chilled? & below it was "plain flavoured milk".. why do u haf to say plain flavoured? isnt milk, MILK? gee... seriously.. they need new slogans man... (unless e box is brown & we KNOW its chox lah).. oh whuddever... laughed our way hm in e train.. coz there's this actor.. im not naming who.. who was erm.. how to put this nicely, i think he was too tired lah.. so he was inviting mosquitoes into his mouth while in la la land.. hehe...

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met seri agn. technically ydae... for movie marathon.. watched "my best friend's wedding".. i still dnt get why dermot mulroney ended up marrying cameron diaz.. haiz... wat a disappointmt i tell yoo...

anihoos.. she stayed for our family bbq downstairs.. & i finally drove her ard.. hope shes blardie delighted..

"chicken wings always had our biggest attention"

"e moon was surprisingly full.. & it was shining brightly.. just for us ppl.. hahaha"

posted by: [nurul]haya @ 1:55 am

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