Tuesday, February 13, 2007

i swear i think i attract FARTS.. like seriously.. im a "fart-tractor"...

& it's not even those loud, unsmelly ones.. it's those silent killers that smells atrociously HORRIBLE! be it in the train, going down e escalator, in e lift, in the library & especially at home! (at home, e father is e champion of silent killers & e long squeeky ones.. gawd! sungguh merisaukan!)

WHAT E BLOODY HELL IS WRONG WITH U PPL???

& since im always alone during these "happenings", i cnt even complain! so i end up suffering all alone. man.. i pity myself sometimes.. i think i haf that "pls do fart" template on my forehead. *shakes head*

farts & smells aside.. im doing my gerontology posting at AMKH.. its a rehab hospi.. & im liking e pace of work.. very chilled, slow, laid-back.. in short.. a very condusive place to work for those auntie nurses in their 50s-60s.. no offence.. but i think they cn relate! haha..

my am-mas are rocking my days there.. they are so adorably cute i tell you! & i kinda have e upperhand in the language barrier department. my mandarin's ok.. my hokkien is under construction. so, me & e am-mas are like.. old kampong buddies..

one of them totally made my day today.. ive always been mistaken for a chinese.. (small eyes. blame e dad's genes please).. but today.. for e 1ST TIME EVER... my am-ma thought i was from Guangdong CHINA.. my gawd! of all e countries to relate me to.. u put me as a PRC.. bagos lah tu.. & fumei (my PRC classmate) was standing right next to me when she said dat. member shocked skejap lah.. haha..

& for awhile there, we started comparing skin colours.. i think i shld have my name in hanyu pinyin.. something like "Niu-Rul-Hai-Yah".. makes my life easier dsnt it? since 70% of the time, my race is mistaken.. not to mention, i was once supposedly "philippino".. haiz.. i give up..

ok, my legs are trying its best not to faint..

& if ONE MORE PERSON farts ard me.. im going to bloody scream!

ok.. happy valentine's day loves =)

posted by: [nurul]haya @ 11:10 pm

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