Monday, July 02, 2007

.THE weekend.


after 2 years of planning (im SO not kidding man..) our family day at gunung ledang resort FINALLY happened.

you see, my great-grandparents had too many kids, which resulted in too many children, which resulted in too many grandchildren, which resulted in.. oh you get the picture lah eh..

so basically families from singapore & malaysia just get together once every 2 years & we book a whole resort to ourselves kinda thing. i ddnt want to go initially coz sat was half-day work & mum told me to head to gunung ledang straight after. like wat the toots lah. & like suicide road trip ALONE can! but jeng jeng jeng.. gua SURVIVOR beb!

tak sia-sia aku len-up kat kastam johor (which was %#*&@#) to tell u the truth. & it ddnt help i got into a non-moving queue & in front of me were 3 friggin pissed pondans.. scary the mary lah. then i saw this rocker-lookin auntie & asked her if i cld cut her queue in the next line.. SELAMATS.. =)

i arrived at the resort & the guys were in the midst of a damn happening "MALAYSIAN VS. SINGAPORE" soccer match..

i tell yoo arh.. the women at the side lines (neneks included man) all became part time cheerleaders. screaming their tudungs off. TSK. & of corz, wats a m'sian-sg soccer match without the traditional "APER LAH SINGAPORE.. MALAYSIA BOLEHHHHH!!!!"

we lost 2-1.. but... watever -.- we got tiger cup ohkay. *bluek!*

it was a friendly match after all.. =) & my malaysian relatives had to parade their man boobs during the game. muahaha.. (dah lah badan smuer sekeping mak oi!)


oh, btw.. while the game was still on.. i met my LOOONG LOST distant cousins, kak i-in & kak intan.. i hvnt seen them in almost 12 years. we cldnt recognise each other AT ALL. but the moment we started talking.. HABES. we cldnt stop lah.. aper lagi beb??!! heh..

then that night was the gala dinner.. the mother forced me to dress up. (me & kak shasha felt waaaaay overdressed lah cn. bachins betols)

& these kids are just TOO adorable. all of us in singapore are so grown up already. i need to balek kampong to haf fun with them.. they're bloody naughty i tell yoo, but they make ur day with their nonsense. dont grow up caaaan??!! haha..

mdm norjanah alip became the spokesperson for my late grandma's family.. so this is the time where we update everybody about our side of the family, who's where now.. who's getting married.. new additions to the family..

new additions to the big Badron family.. OMG. CUTENESS.

basket. the speeches were getting abit boring la.. like same old same old liddat.. kongajar sak aku! TSK.. ahha

then paman Zai (my Sibey annoying uncle from KL) sabo-ed me, 2 of my cousins & an uncle to play for them some live songs. WTH?! i hvnt touched my goddamn piano for centuries already lah (ok, itu dah bedek.. but STILL!) maludotcom beb!!!!

ok, a little backgrd history of my dearest kak shasha. she was from a madrasah sch who's into freaking rock melayu/jiwang/watever lah. & she gathered all her courage to sing some malay slow rock with the live band. obviously out of tune but whodaheck cares. HIDOP ROCK!!

i was SO in love with his guitar skills i HAD to take a fan photo.. buay tahan caaan!! OH IDOLA KU!! (ok, the next day during breakfast, i found out dier dah kahwin. 2 kids. -_-)

next day we had games organised by the resort management. gereks to the max... the kids had to carry 2 kelapas at their 'kelengkang' (sounds so wrong) & in the hands. & the rest of the adults were all screaming.. "BUAH BESAR DOK!!!"

then the adults had their turn. dnt underestimate those tudong ladies yo! secepat pantas dorang berlompat laaaarh... anjat gegerl!

the tug of war people.. this one was DAMN drama! long story short. SG women were not happy with e M'sian women for helping their men tug. so we demanded rematch. then there was MORE drama.. drama drama drama..

we were forced to go back to the chairs.. boo!! so we decided to camwhore. heh..

this one.. lagi funny story.. DRAMA HABES BEB! it was the women's turn. observe...

"OK, SUMER DAH SIAP? ANGKAT TALI".. ok, steaaaaady arh.. STEADY!

this was ONE SECOND before we fell in all our glory. yes, kiter kalah lah aper lagi oi!!

ibu: MAK KAU! baru nk habeskan word "TARIK", korang dah jatuh kat "TA" nyer.. tak sempat nk "RIK"!

the tug-of-warrers in ALL our defense: tngk lah SIZE dorang!! kiter dah lah semuer SMALL/SEKEPING.. how to tak kalah??? sha sha sampai lifted of the ground sey!

ya.. it was DAT hilarious. how i wished a camera was rolling!

last game.. we formed a mix group of 5 each. had to throw the hugest dice ive EVER seen.. get a 5 or 6 & move forward together ala caterpiller. look at how big our steps were. ini smuer kan.. case tamak nk mampos tau!

tamak-tamak pon.. 3rd placing beb! happy sungguh.com!

all fun & games aside, before we all headed hm.. we checked out the sungai cum waterfall.. so beautiful laaah.. ok, i miss kota tinggi. (no link, i know -.-)

i miss her already. karaoke sesh this sun jgn tak jadi oh-kay???

kak i-in & I decided to become groupies.. so we caught the band & requested another fan photo.. they were FHUGGIN' AWESOME man.. eh, 8th best band in the whole of malaysia is no effing joke ok. i love having an uncle who has these connections.. heheh..

ok, penat.. too many photos..

.THE end.

posted by: [nurul]haya @ 6:03 pm

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