Saturday, May 03, 2008

ok. reality check NURUL!
you've been cursed. by man's most evil creation. just thinking about it now makes me want to.. BARF.

OK HOLD THAT THOUGHT MISSY.

you brought this upon yourself. no one else to blame. but YOU. (wow.. that statement made me feel SO much better -_-)

you've had some bugging flu for 2 weeks. & upon your return from batam, you just had to start breaking out into cold sweats.. well, let's give a big round of applause to FEVER!! oh.. you think that's all?? oh noooo... fever tagged his cousin along.. RASHES!! big welcome to rashes there. "'ssup dawg?" wait! here comes the grand entree.. SNEEZE!! how can i ever forget you??

and you thought the whole entourage were gonna go away soon, dont you?? i mean.. popping some disgusting panadols every now & then and considering the fact that you went through all the trouble to call your doctor friend for a phone consult. & you both actually agreed to diagnose your "little" issue as HEAT RASH. what? ur JD has M.B.B.S now?? gee..

can you spell I-G-N-O-R-A-N-T?? (you out there.. stop being a smart-ass.. i KNOW you can SPELL! rub it in, will you??)

then today, by force may i add in.. you were told to get ready at 6am to go JB to meet the tailor (i see that your mother is very enthusiastic about the upcoming festivals.. remind me again when hari raya is?? oh yeaaah.. 1st OCTOBER -_- kancheong much woman?)

so with a heavy head (hey you looked as if you just came out of a trash can. congratulations!)
you slept throughout the journey.. & to add cherry on top of your icing.. your parents called you a LOUSY NURSE. gee.. thanks! they're just oozing with parental love now, dont they??

alright! nurse conscience alert.
"c'mon man! you're a gawddamn talented (ehem) nurse & you simply refused to get you illness treated?? gawd! STUBBORN MUCH?"

okay okay! finally, i gotta give you some credit for dragging your sorry ass to the 24 hour clinic.. (i'm a proud mama!) and waddaya know??

your temp shot up to 39.3 degrees. PERRRRFEEECCCCTOOO!!!

and what did the doc say about your condition???

ECZEMA FLARE-UP.

you mean having IRON-DEFICIENCY ANEMIA is not enough, you had to add ECZEMA FLARES to your resume??

and boy would i have enjoyed snapping a picture of your expression when you saw 5 kinds of pills, a cough mixture & some rash cream! jeez louise! OTT can??

my gawd! i could have sworn you'd wanted to write your death will there & then.

oh wells.. you gotta suck it up lady! im gonna help you sue that fella who created flu vaccine shots (you got yours rmbr? oh my my.. how well it's working for you now.)

you've had a long day. you cancelled a date. and your droopy eyes need to rest.

go CRIB yourself now you twerp (sorry yat, i borrowed your flava word of the month)
you can say goodbye to iced cold lemon tea & your MILKA STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE chocs.. sayonara! adios! ahnyeong!

dont you DARE die on me!

shame on you!!! O_o

p.s: can i interrupt my alter-ego for awhile?? is there some kind soul out there who would actually get me medicated wet tissues which wont make my nose red & some campbell's soup??
oh who am i kidding??? HAHHH!!

posted by: [nurul]haya @ 5:26 pm

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